“Why did you STEEEEEEEAL?”
I didn’t steeeeeal anything, Swaggie Maggie. Get back in the Comment Section.
“fite me. I WILL CUT YOU, OLD MAN.”
Either speak English or stop threatening me.
“What is this?”
Oh, that’s the tweet that shows it was your idea. The Japan thing.
“Ya BURNT. You thought it was Fozzie Bear–”
“–who said it because he is A MAN and it was AN IDEA and ONLY MEN HAVE IDEAS according to you because you live in the PROBLEM ATTIC.”
Maybe a little.
“You sleep there.”
I don’t want to sleep in the Problem Attic: it’s cold and everyone up there is in blackface.