you are fucking hilarious. I keep telling our host he should shut the comments section down because most of this stuff is just terrible but you’re killing it.
Also he talks a filthy game but he’d be a total gentleman with you and come on that would make a FANTASTIC road trip movie, Swaggie Maggie and TotD Guy drive to Chicago to see the Antiques Roadshow, I’d see that and I don’t even like movies
“Your honor, I was obviously just JOKING about, you know: kidnapping, transporting, and auctioning off to the highest bidder a young white girl. Ha ha, right? Ha ha?”
True fact: Chuck Berry wrote “The Promised Land” in prison while doing time for violating the Mann Act. Really, this is true, he looked up all the place names in the Prison Atlas.
Wow, shit. I’m going to be weary every time I go and hum that song innocently. Also I’ve never really gotten over the line “Instead I’ve got a bottle and a girl of just fourteen” in Mexicali.
What reddit page did you get that one from?
I actually enjoy cheesy jokes. They really get to me for some reason. Your life is one of the funniest ones I’ve stumbled upon so far!
#NOH8 #LUVTOTD
Chuck is the one who apparently said he used the Prison Atlas. I think the tip is Rock Hill (SC). Saying “we bypassed Rock Hill,” besides being a generally good idea (the Starbucks is actually in Gaffney on exit 92), sounds like a writer looking for a two syllable city that ends on a liquid on a map.
Bill W with the Fart thee Well shirt is a little disrespectful, but that had to be his 6th or 7th t shirt change so he was running low I suspect. Oh, and please Phil, do not sing the brokedown that will inevitably close this whole thing out.
Gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Bill Walton trying to behave himself w Brent Mydlands wife Lisa on Sat.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIni7SeUwAEcmMn.jpg
Tree hugger.
did Phil & Bobby share some hair care products? they got Hep Hair. very ABC AfterSchool Specialish.
Is it ‘ok’ to post youtube links here of SC show songs?
Until Shapiro sends his goons, sure.
6/28/15 Levi’s Stadium, Santa Clara CA
Sugar Magnolia
https://youtu.be/f1cyjTaNwxM
Hell in a Bucket
https://youtu.be/vBELecxkrB0
Alabama Getaway
https://youtu.be/KXKNO7Yx9Ro
PS. Not my videos, just stumbled across them enjoy.
you got the dew from Saturday?
Sorry no Dew. That’s all he posted so far.
The really Good Moments seem to be Trey. Phil seems to be enjoying him. Bobby is in Bobbyland.
cgrand, There’s a Morning Dew here, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNQXM3qpxOI at the 1:45 mark. It’s video of the stream, but the sound is good.
Hell in a Bucket > Trey’s Middle Finger Jam > Hell in a Bucket
I stole a car yesterday on your behalf
DRIVE IT INTO A FARMERS MARKET
Not worth it. The fine is way cheaper if you drive it into a supermarket.
WHY ARE YOU PRESSURING ME INTO A LIFE OF CRIME AND DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY
btw GarretC is right I’ll hit up an Albertson’s later tonight
TotD, Your blog has been a lot of fun, and I am very happy you’re going to make it to the Chicago shows.
Have fun and enjoy,
HCD
@ToTD pls take me with u I pay for food
Yes. Get in my car, teenaged girl I met on the internet. This will end well.
Who says it would end badly? That Chris Hansen guy? Fuck him. I want to see the Dead.
lol I probably would t leave my house if it was on fire I’m so lazy
IT WOULD END BADLY I WOULD SELL YOU
I won’t be getting in YOUR car, you’d be getting in MINE. That I stole so it’s not really mine
At least sell me in the parking lot so someone would smuggle me in
U WILL B SOLD 2 FOREIGNERS 4 THINGS THAT FOREIGHNERS DO
you are fucking hilarious. I keep telling our host he should shut the comments section down because most of this stuff is just terrible but you’re killing it.
Also he talks a filthy game but he’d be a total gentleman with you and come on that would make a FANTASTIC road trip movie, Swaggie Maggie and TotD Guy drive to Chicago to see the Antiques Roadshow, I’d see that and I don’t even like movies
Do. Not. Encourage. The. Child.
Who among us, as teenagers, did not take of for the weekend, or longer, to see the Grateful Dead?
With our teenager friends.
What Swaggie Maggie is recommending is the Mann Act.
Touche, I am a Canadian and was not familiar with said legislation. There is a probably an issue with the debauchery and immorality.
And, of course, the bands interest in stone cold teenage foxes!
See? The masses agree with me. It would be great fun. WE COULD TALK ABOUT LATIN.
All joking aside, I hope that your trip is a great one and that you enjoy the shows. Stop by the radio show, too!
Foreigners? What are those?! They sound fun!
THEY R NOT. THEY R BARBARIANS AND HEATHENS AND ZOROASTRIANS
They seem pretty chill, though all I did was skim their wikipedia page. Mom and dad are going to miss me, but for a good price (seeing the Dead).
Don’t subject me to the evil barbarians now!!!!!! You are legally responsible for me from July 1-6!!!!!
Maggie probably has seat belts in the trunk. But don’t let that scare you.
I drive a 1992 Volvo 740. He’s got room.
Hoping someone took a screenshot of all this for the inevitable deposition…
“Your honor, I was obviously just JOKING about, you know: kidnapping, transporting, and auctioning off to the highest bidder a young white girl. Ha ha, right? Ha ha?”
It wouldn’t be kidnapping; it’d be “surprise adoption.” Man, screwing with you guys sure is fun.
let that be your job, Freedom
Watch this blog get shut down because of all the stupid, stupid jokes I’ve made on here
hopeful that that doesn’t happen
if only Johnny Cochran was alive
oh m ygod
True fact: Chuck Berry wrote “The Promised Land” in prison while doing time for violating the Mann Act. Really, this is true, he looked up all the place names in the Prison Atlas.
That is not a true fact. You’re being silly.
Not about the Mann Act thing, but: he would know those cities!
Wow, shit. I’m going to be weary every time I go and hum that song innocently. Also I’ve never really gotten over the line “Instead I’ve got a bottle and a girl of just fourteen” in Mexicali.
That’s 14 in Mexican, not American. They use the metric system.
But can dyslexics tell the difference?
Did you hear about the Mexican dyslexic than got cold, so he put on a taco?
What reddit page did you get that one from?
I actually enjoy cheesy jokes. They really get to me for some reason. Your life is one of the funniest ones I’ve stumbled upon so far!
#NOH8 #LUVTOTD
That’s my joke.
All the jokes here are mine; even the cheesy dad jokes.
FEELINGS HURT. KIDNAPPING OFF.
THAT WAS A REALLY CUTE JOKE AND I LIKED IT
DAD JOKES COMMENCE IM SORRY MR. DEAD
Oh my god they just issued an amber alter for a 15-year-old girl in South Carolina #2SPOOKY4ME
awesome trivia, i have to say lol
Chuck is the one who apparently said he used the Prison Atlas. I think the tip is Rock Hill (SC). Saying “we bypassed Rock Hill,” besides being a generally good idea (the Starbucks is actually in Gaffney on exit 92), sounds like a writer looking for a two syllable city that ends on a liquid on a map.
Huh. Makes sense.
At least he used his time wisely and rehabilitated himself until he began doing the same bullshit almost immediately upon release, one would assume.
Jesus, what the hell is wrong with people?
Are you sure he didn’t just have an awesome memory from when he was transporting a teenaged girl across the country?
could it have been the immorality or debauchery section of the Mann Act he violated?
Debauchery takes place after Dead shows; Chuck did immoral-ass shit.
Good to know him in Miles Davis have something in common
If i remember correctly i saw Chuck open for them at my last show in Portland
He played Promised Land at least 3 times between the 2 shows. Seriously
Starting to miss anchovy rancher.
Irrational
Crazy, but adult crazy. Reminded me of many burnt out old hippies – always wrote in some sort of riddle language. What’s the frequency Kenneth?
All of u r crazy old hippies in a good way thx peace and God bless
Yeah, where did that guy go?
Sugar Mag. Trey’s solo started a little languid, but it really took off. Chills up and down my back.
This and the first night drums best so far. So not-The-Grateful-Dead but sometimes close enough.
Oh, and ‘Cream Puff War’. Should be enough good stuff for the two CD set. Don’t think I would ever listen to the full shows of SC.
Suggested Chant: Turn Trey Loose!
Bill W with the Fart thee Well shirt is a little disrespectful, but that had to be his 6th or 7th t shirt change so he was running low I suspect. Oh, and please Phil, do not sing the brokedown that will inevitably close this whole thing out.