Everyone needs to stop with everything, please.
First off: petitions are for bored lesbians in college towns. Grievances need no redressing; let’s not involve clipboards and the entrances to supermarkets. Grateful Dead gonna do what Grateful Dead gonna do.
Second: first rule of show biz is to spell the name of the band right.
Using a legible font might help, too.
Need at least 4 more shows if we’re going to get 6 Cumberlands.
YES
From the end of Ferris Bueller:
You still here? It’s over. Go home.