Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Bus(c)h And A Mountain (And Trixie And Some Guitars And An Actual Mountain)*

“Could you guys gesture at the guitars?”

“What?”

“Huh?”

“Why?”

“Just try it once.”

“I dunno.”

“You sure?”

“Eh.”

“GESTURE AT THE FUCKING GUITARS!”

“Thank you.”

OR

Matt Busch, you are too skinny. Eat some potato chips and wash them down with melted butter.

OR

“Hey, Garcia, here’s your new guitar.”

“Put some bullshit behind the bridge.”

“Um, what kind of–”

“PUT SOME BULLSHIT BEHIND THE BRIDGE!”

“Okay.”

“And bring me some potato chips and melted butter.”

 

*Worst title ever? It’s up there. (Or down there, whichever.)

2 Comments

  1. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    August 23, 2017 at 9:27 am

    Umm… where IS the FIFTH guitar???

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    August 23, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    let’s see the Guild Starfire II, or at the very least the Les Paul (avec Le Bixby)

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