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A Date With 9/15/72

Let’s say that 9/15/72 (previously only available as a fragment or an AUD, but now streamable in full and with the Charlie Miller seal of approval) was a handsome gentleman, and you a sultry but respectable young lass. 9/15/72 invites you out on a date: what can you expect?

  • Flowers.
  • Chocolates.
  • 9/15/72 will be showered to within an inch of his life; his butthole will be squeaky.
  • The China>Rider will be smooth and mellow, like a junkie with alopecia.
  • There will be no discussion of politics or religion.
  • Just love.
  • Possibilities, y’know?
  • 9/15/72 has a fine car that makes a manly noise, but it is not ostentatious and there are no bumper stickers.
  • Like a true gentleman, 9/15/72 opens your car door for you, and after you are comfortable, he closes the door in a soft and firm manner.
  • He has left the engine running; the radio plays smooth jazz.
  • The seat is leather and comfortable and there is also a dog in the car you did not notice.
  • Which is surprising, because the dog is large and now he is climbing into the front seat with you to make love to your hip.
  • His forelegs clamp down; this is a strong dog.
  • “Conkers! Conkers! I’m so sorry!” 9/15/72 screams. “Bad dog!”
  • He tries to pull conkers off of you, but in his furry yearnings, Conkers has locked the doors with one of his paws by accident.
  • Conkers is looking you in the eye.
  • He knows what he’s doing, but you do not and cannot hit the lock button: it appears that this will end when Conkers decides it does.
  • Conkers finishes.
  • The DJ for the smooth jazz station tells you that George Benson is up next and your oddly-steady hand opens the door.
  • 9/15/72 pulls Conkers off of you and out of the car, roughly.
  • “I…I…I…”
  • And then 9/15/72 licks your leg clean.
  • The Playing jam is also out of this world, man.

35 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    I’d say yes

    • maggiemay

      JFC TotD you’re so fucking funny seriously bro do not stop this blog

      • thoughtsonthedead

        MAKE ME

      • maggiemay

        ID BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO

        • thoughtsonthedead

          U CUD NOT I HAVE MORE WEAPONS THAN JOHN POOPER

      • maggiemay

        I have babies and Obama’s personal cell phone number try and get me IT WONT WORK

  2. Adam O

    For those who prefer full res audio (in lieu of streaming), this latest CMiller gem can also be found here: http://tinyurl.com/q9frtep

  3. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pl1YU1rXuE

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Is that Chuck?

    • DJ

      I was actually listening to the new Miller offering when I opened up my iPad to your page. Damn good synchronicity there.

      Saw Mr. Miller at the Kimock thing a couple of weeks ago and thanked him for his work.

    • spencer

      Tasty F.O.T.D. Great show, thanks for the heads up

      • thoughtsonthedead

        Who is FotD?

      • maggiemay

        Fuckhead of the day

      • maggiemay

        Jk idk lol I feel like it might mean “feature of the day”

      • spencer

        Friend of the devil, I’m not sure why I used the p.e.r.i.o.d.s as for the photo, got a wife in Chino

      • maggiemay

        Oh lol that’s what I foought m8

  4. tor_haxson

    Thanks for this..

    I think my previously broken day has just been cured.


    Tor

  5. Morning Deuce

    Keep it smooth, y’all…

    http://youtu.be/QFyq-v-hf1U

  6. maggiemay

    THIS IS KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GR9 SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT THINGS!!!!!!!! IM JUST SO HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THNAK U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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