Let’s say that 9/15/72 (previously only available as a fragment or an AUD, but now streamable in full and with the Charlie Miller seal of approval) was a handsome gentleman, and you a sultry but respectable young lass. 9/15/72 invites you out on a date: what can you expect?
- Flowers.
- Chocolates.
- 9/15/72 will be showered to within an inch of his life; his butthole will be squeaky.
- The China>Rider will be smooth and mellow, like a junkie with alopecia.
- There will be no discussion of politics or religion.
- Just love.
- Possibilities, y’know?
- 9/15/72 has a fine car that makes a manly noise, but it is not ostentatious and there are no bumper stickers.
- Like a true gentleman, 9/15/72 opens your car door for you, and after you are comfortable, he closes the door in a soft and firm manner.
- He has left the engine running; the radio plays smooth jazz.
- The seat is leather and comfortable and there is also a dog in the car you did not notice.
- Which is surprising, because the dog is large and now he is climbing into the front seat with you to make love to your hip.
- His forelegs clamp down; this is a strong dog.
- “Conkers! Conkers! I’m so sorry!” 9/15/72 screams. “Bad dog!”
- He tries to pull conkers off of you, but in his furry yearnings, Conkers has locked the doors with one of his paws by accident.
- Conkers is looking you in the eye.
- He knows what he’s doing, but you do not and cannot hit the lock button: it appears that this will end when Conkers decides it does.
- Conkers finishes.
- The DJ for the smooth jazz station tells you that George Benson is up next and your oddly-steady hand opens the door.
- 9/15/72 pulls Conkers off of you and out of the car, roughly.
- “I…I…I…”
- And then 9/15/72 licks your leg clean.
- The Playing jam is also out of this world, man.
I’d say yes
JFC TotD you’re so fucking funny seriously bro do not stop this blog
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Is this the same Boston music hall?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Music_Hall
the Wang was a different Music Hall.
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For those who prefer full res audio (in lieu of streaming), this latest CMiller gem can also be found here: http://tinyurl.com/q9frtep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pl1YU1rXuE
Is that Chuck?
I was actually listening to the new Miller offering when I opened up my iPad to your page. Damn good synchronicity there.
Saw Mr. Miller at the Kimock thing a couple of weeks ago and thanked him for his work.
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Is that Miller?
Yes it is , I’m pretty sure.
Funny how you always envision people differently. Thanks for shattering my dreams. hahaha
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August, bottom half of you picture got cut off
Amazing , yes those are my dream legs. You are truly The Prophet Of The Burning Smore. haha
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Tasty F.O.T.D. Great show, thanks for the heads up
Who is FotD?
Fuckhead of the day
Jk idk lol I feel like it might mean “feature of the day”
Friend of the devil, I’m not sure why I used the p.e.r.i.o.d.s as for the photo, got a wife in Chino
Oh lol that’s what I foought m8
Thanks for this..
I think my previously broken day has just been cured.
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Tor
YAAAAAY
Keep it smooth, y’all…
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