Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A More Elegant Bass Player, For A More Civilized Time

Don’t give those to Billy.


No time for pleasantries, Oteil. Do not give lightsabers to Billy.

“You exaggerate about him. What’s he gonna do?”

He’ll lightsabe people. If Billy had a lightsaber, then he would lightsabe people. Like, within seconds.

“I dunno about that.”

I’ve known him longer than you.

“Okay, I won’t give Billy lightsabers.”

Or Mickey.

“Shit, no.”

Or Bobby.

“Bobby wouldn’t hurt anyone.”

Have you seen him with his drone?

“Yeah, okay. What about Chimenti?”

He’ll turn them into bongs.

“Well, I’d be into that.”

Me, too. Put that silver-haired motherfucker to work.


  1. Of course I just googled light saber bong, and wow.. lots of options out there.

  2. And sporting a Blazing Saddles T… Oteil Johnson, whipping this out.

  3. Robin Russell

    June 25, 2017 at 7:23 am

    Grateful Dead Family Album on the top shelf?

  4. Well, Oteil is the Jedi of this band.

  5. “more civilized time?”

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