Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Question For You

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Why do we look down on Elvis impersonators, but not this? Is Woody wearing Garcia’s old Fruit-of-the-Looms, too? Maybe he should bang one of Garcia’s ex-wives onstage, with full symphonic backing. Will there be a guy dressed as Parish hitting people?

I don’t have enough thumbs for all this tackiness.

9 Comments

  1. AugWest386

    That being said, sounds like it could be fun 🙂

  2. Spencer

    Would this be considered tacky? Cuz I kinda like it.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      That’s the literal opposite of tacky. That is gloriously tawdry, and therefore awesome.

      Also: I need a bigger version of Billy and Cher.

    • Spencer

      If Jerry was still around do you think he would be doing Facebook chats?

  3. JES

    Wait . . . . We look down on Elvis impersonators?!?

    Does this mean I need to stop doing “Suspicious Minds” at karaoke night?

  4. Robin Russell

    The only Elvis impersonator I ever met looked down on me. He was huge, about 6 foot 5 inches tall.

  5. John

    If Jerry were here I’d buy him a beer.

    Haynes and band, with symphony sounded great at Wolftrap.

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