A couple of weeks after the camp, a Ferris player came forward and said that while Sharkey was grilling, he turned with his exposed penis inside a hot dog bun. Sharkey said, “You think that is a big dog – take a look at this,” according to school records that listed multiple different versions of the same quote. – Spokane Spokesman-Review, 3/19/17
Should I take my dick out?
If you even have to ask, then: no.
Should I take my dick out and put it in a hot dog bun?
Well, you know: good for you if you fill the sucker up, but still gonna go with “no.”
Should I take my dick out, put it in a hot dog bun, and then show it to minors?
Why is that a question?
It’s so obvious that I fear a trick.
No, I’m legitimately asking.
Do not take your dick out, put it in a hot dog bun, and then show it to minors.
Glad we found a consensus on that one.