Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Spoonful Of Sugar Magnolias

A bit of housekeeping:

  1. My apologies for burdening you, Enthusiasts, but you must re-subscribe. Or you could cut all ties and throw your computer in a lake, then regret your decision because now you have no place to access your various pornographies, and get eaten by an alligator trying to retrieve your device. (Sure, this is a site-specific option, as most of the country is alligator-free, but maybe you’ll be bitten by the alligator of self-doubt or get a real alligator of a leg cramp and drown. Lakes have alligators in them; just because the alligators are metaphorical doesn’t make them less dangerous.)
  2. Scroll all the way down and you’ll see that there’s now a “Subscribe” button. It has instructions, and you’ve all been properly educated. (The Canadians, at least. All the Americans, just shoot at your keyboards until something happens.)
  3. There are also, I just discovered, two “Search” buttons. I also don’t know what happens if you search for one “Search” button using the proximate “Search” button. Universe might have a seizure. Don’t do it.
  4. The site shares posts automatically with Twitter and Facebook, and if you want to share a post, use the Share button: it does that creepy one-tap thing where you can tell one website about another website. I could add more buttons if people ask, to connect to Pinterest or Whatnot or whatnot. (Whatnot is a new social media site dedicated to being even more tribal and trivial than Twitter; whatnot is a word that means “stuff.”)
  5. I fucked around with the settings for ten minutes re: the mobile version, and I have no idea what the result is. It looks okay to me, but tell me if I’m wrong.
  6. That’s about it, I guess.
  7. Proud walkers.
  8. Whispering hallelujah hatracks.
  9. Stop it.
  10. Numbered lists are fun!
  11. This is why you don’t get to use them. No more numbered lists.
  12. Aw.
  13. I’m also taking away your bass drum.
  14. Aw.


  1. The fucking around with the mobile version produced positive results. Now I don’t have to do any fucking around to make it fit the screen.

  2. The Central Shaft

    February 20, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Yeah mobile is looking solid.

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