Thoughts On The Dead

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A Tale Of Two Beards

img_3344Hey, handsome.

“Oh, hey. Howdy.”

Not you, Bob.

“Ah.”

I mean, the guy’s got dimples.

“I have dimples. And a butt-chin.”

And they’re buried under five inches of hair.

“Lukas has a beard.”

Yes, he does. It’s a Green Arrow beard. Maybe a Tony Stark. Whichever superhero it is, it’s a complement to his face. Your beard is eating your face, Bob.

“It’s a little scruffy, I’ll give you that.”

I want to ask you how your day at the gold claim went.

“I get it.”

You could lose your keys in there.

“Right.”

You could lose your way in there.

“Have I ever told you to shut the fuck up?”

No. The other guys do all the time.

“Ah.”

3 Comments

  1. This is exactly why Neighborhood Watch groups form.

  2. I think I’ve made the comparison before, but was the Onceler from The Lorax inspired by Bob? Or, perhaps Bob’s look was inspired by the movie.

    http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/seuss/images/6/65/The_Lorax_-_Once-ler.png/revision/latest?cb=20120916042613

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