Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Terrible Poem About A Terrible Man

Imagine he were brilliant
Experienced
Thoughtful
Charming
Articulate

What if his resume were as long as his tie?

Handsomer than JFK
Wiser than FDR
And a bigger dick than LBJ

Imagine he made you feel safe
Secure
Optimistic
Proud

Even if he was
He’d still be a fucking traitor.

1 Comment

  1. SmokingLeather

    March 4, 2017 at 3:27 am

    Did I mention my hash tag? #traitortrump I sometimes like to pair it with #pissonhim

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