Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Terrible Poem About Ducks

Get your ducks in a row.
Arm them.
Ducks are useless
Unless they’re armed.

Enlisted ducks get rifles.
Officers get pistols, too.
Duck don’t fight?
Duck don’t eat

March your war ducks
Into town.

Take the radio station;
Burn the newspaper;
Commandeer the high school;
The ducks need barracks.
The ducks need room to live.

Get your ducks in a row.
Arm the ducks.
It’s the only option left.


  1. This was a much better use of your life than seeing Phish in your home state.

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