Put the giraffes in gas masks
They’ll be safe
From the rose bushes
Who are up to no good
And have chemical weapons

The cameras are in the sun now
Hold your phone so it can’t see the screen
Privacy
Security
Your waiter is one of them
Ask for a proxy server
And new water
The one you have been brought was poisoned
Possibly by the rose bushes

When silence equals consent
Then consent equals violence

Why is that man taking notes?
Why are those notes taking pictures?
I did not agree to these terms