Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Terrible Poem, But Short

Let your last breath be
“I love you”
Or
“Fuck you”
Anything else is a waste

6 Comments

  1. mrcompletely

    planning on going with “arrgghgh” but maybe I’ll wing it

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    Imagine you are dying, and the person you hate the most is there. Speaking line 4 to them, well, they just might not be bothered by that, because they know you hate them. But saying line 2,and then dying, now that would totally mess them up, like forever? So, lines 1, 2, and 5 are enough.

    • Fascist Killing Machine

      If you’re at the end of an epic duel, mortally wounded, but you’ve got that motherfucker on the ground and can finish him off first, use line 4.

      • leapyear

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  3. Luther Von Baconson

    i’d go with line 3

  4. Dead_drift

    My friends dad went down with a “Noooooooooooo…”

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