Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Transcription Of Steve Bannon’s Whiteboard*

  • Make America great.
  • Find and deport Carmen San Diego.
  • Set fire to Supreme Court, blame Jews.
  • Refugee rape camps.
  • Give cops bazookas/ED-209?
  • Let’s go to war with someone.
  • Make America great again.
  • Too soon for book burnings?
  • Paul Ryan needs nickname.
  • Sell highways to China.
  • The Nuge as Ambassador to the Vatican?
  • Super-Soldier formula.
  • Give Kushner a swirlie.
  • Nuke Mexico.
  • Make America great once more.
  • Find virgin, sharpen knife, prepare blood chalice.
  • Fumigate office after Jew leaves.**

*You didn’t think he’d have a blackboard, did you?

**That particular Jew is a rabbi named Shmuley Boteach. He is the most shameless starfucker on the planet, and he is bad for the Jews. He is to the Jews what Bannon is to alcoholics: a bad, but loud, example.

4 Comments

  1. Drinkthewater

    The right column is mostly immigration bullshit. One says “Build the border wall and eventually make Mexico [presumably the rest says ‘pay’ but it could say ‘dance around one of those big hats’]”

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Weirdly obsessed with immigration, this bunch. Weird.

  2. SmokingLeather

    I did not see Steve Bannon. Not see Steve Bannon? Nazi Steve Bannon.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    look like they’ve both been into the Man-O-Manischewitz

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