Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Twist You Never Saw Coming

IMG_2799Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Oh, hey. How are ya? I’m, uh…oh, I’m just having a laugh. Thinkin’ about some stuff Josh said before.”

John.

“Sure. Anyway, he was all: ‘Dad?’ And I–well, you know: he’s a good kid and all–but I was just, ‘Oh, no, no, no.’ but he seemed fine with it.”

John Mayer couldn’t be your son.

“No. Nah. No: he has one of those butt-chins. And those are genetic: parents gotta have one. And I don’t have a butt-chin, I have a beard.”

Bobby, you most certainly do have a butt-chin.

“Well, I don’t wanna get in a thing, here, but I think I know my own face.”

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“Huh. How do you like that?”

Yeah.

“Okay, sure: there’s that. Nothing else in common except being tall, handsome, and musically gifted with enormous hands and I dated his mother in the late-70’s.”

What?

“When is his birthday?”

October, ’77.

“We were playing real well then.”

Yes.

“I need to make a few phone calls.”

Catch you later.

10 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    this post is my aesthetic

  2. Robin Russell

    Truth minus zero.

  3. spencer

    Baton Rouge 10/16/77

  4. Boogaloo

    Mayer needs to dump Katy and hook up w Trixie.

    • tor_haxson

      Can’t he have both, I mean?

      Mountain Girl had Kesey’s Baby while Married to some other prankster and living with Jerry so “extended” families run in the family.

      All one world man, share the love.

      Trixie, John, Katy, one big happy modern fusion family.

      • Boogaloo

        First things first.
        Mayer will have to go to the Hallmark store and buy a “conscious uncoupling” card for Katy.

      • Matt Campfield

        I thought the same thing at the show last night. Bobby has to have several hundred children by now.

      • tor_haxson

        As a misogynist we all know Mayer is into “unconscious coupling” so he should understand the logical inverse well enough.

        –just kidding John, please keep playing songs for us–


        Tor

  5. Morning Deuce

    Double twist when you hit the air

    http://www.huffreport.com/2007/RoyHead/roy%20Head%203.jpg

    • Leapyear

      Is that jackalope crying?

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