The cashier at the drugstore was named “Kelleee.” I asked her if the extra “e” was for “extra e.” She said it was not.
November 20, 2014 at 7:13 pm
The extra “e” was for when you said her name while you were having an orgasm with her, but since you were dumb enough to ask, you didn’t get that far, homey. Maybe next time.
November 20, 2014 at 9:21 pm
Hey! Wait a minute…That’s my wife!
Nah, just another: “Something that smells like fish.”
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