Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Acceptable Immigrants, According To The GOP

  • Arnold, obviously.
  • Henry Kissinger.
  • If you’re doing Shakespeare or something, you can fly in a few limeys, I suppose.
  • The one from that TV show with the big tits, married to Al Bundy.
  • Any good-looking Spanish chick with big tits, now that I think about it.
  • Charo.
  • Pope can visit if he knocks it off with the climate change bullshit and just yells at the homos like the last one.
  • Canadians are fine as long as they’re upfront about it.
  • No matter where you’re from, you will be welcomed with open arms if you’re a billionaire.
  • A billionaire is one of the good ones.
  • A credit to his people.
  • Germans may come to America if they know how to build rockets.


  1. Are you paying attention to the debate? I’m listening to that fine show you selected while watching on CNN. What’s up with air force one?

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