- Savagely fucked to death while maintaining eye contact.
- Kidnapped and sold to foreign perverts.
- Gave every racist watching the Zika virus.
- Threw shade.
- Threw into the sun.
- Ate while alive, genitals first.
- Something something epic.
- Epic something something.
- Something epic something.
Did you even watch?
Of course not.
So you watched the highlight clips this morning?
Fuck, no. I know that Joe Biden sang a song about rape.
I know Margot Robbie is astonishingly beautiful, plus she lies about her age.
And I know that Leo shoved his Oscar into several models last night.
Yeah, almost definitely.