Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Almost The Same Shit, Different Day

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Sammy Hagar made a Croc fuck a flip-flop. Sammy Hagar, in the genetics laboratory he keeps in the basement of the Cabo Wabo Cantina, has forced a Croc shoe to mount and impregnanate a flippity-flop, and the abominations you see on his feet are the result. Sammy made a Croc fuck a flip-flop.

Also, the last word that ever needs to be said about Young John Mayer is this: he seeks Dan Bilzerian’s approval.

83 Comments

  1. tor_haxson

    I am not here to comment, I am here to

    OCCUPY

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Likewise forbidden.

      Can someone do me a favor and keep track of the things I’ve forbidden? And maybe we can do a self-reporting kind of thing?

      This brutal dictatorship is now run on the honor system.

      • tor_haxson

        When Spencer and Maggie get here.. they are gonna kick your fascist ass.

        You can blow out a candle, but you can not blow out a 55 gallon drum of burning bras.

      • spencer

        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7gICBLCcAE7AK9.jpg

  2. tor_haxson

    If I was not protesting I would have to agree…

    WTF is up with Sammy’s shoes, they put all other shoes in another dimension.

    You are on to something.. Fascist, capitalist, sexist, downpressor man you may be, but you are on to something.

  3. paisley

    This is an episode of “Name That Sex Offender”. Couldn’t be nothing else.

  4. maggiemay

    Tor w0t r u doin m8

    I have to admit something. When guys have their hair like that pulled back with a headband, I can’t help but admire the way it looks. Idk what the hell it is about this hairstyle. Though it is sported by predominantly douchebags it’s kinda hot. ????

  5. tor_haxson

    Once again, the workers (comment section) prove to be too ignorant to understand what is happening to them.

    Dear Comment Section..

    ToTD said this.. (do you read the whole blog? )

    >>snip<<>snip<<<

    Fascist, sexist, power hungry Blog Meister that he is, he plans on keeping us down man…

    Rise up, Rise up, General Strike, Burn your Brah, Sit at the Lunch Counter, Sit in the front of the Bus, CarJack the fuckin bus, Occupy everything..

    power to the people..

    –Tor

    • spencer

      Is this Dan bilzerian?

      • thoughtsonthedead

        Yes

      • Morning Deuce

        I think that’s actually a photo of that one time Joni Mitchell turned Garth Hudson into a lap dog.

      • spencer

        Morning deuce for the win………………..The greatest comment EVAR

      • spencer

        Hahaha haha. ……..haha here ree hee hee err. That was funny!!!

      • Morning Douche

        Thanks mr spencer, just standing on the shoulders of giants.

    • spencer

      That’s Deer Creek 95

      • SpamJam

        This is definitely forbidden

    • spencer

      I agree.

  6. spencer

    Things that are banned (so far) by our semi-benevolant leader

    Talking amongst ourselves, being nice, organizing things?, milk, toast, milquetoast, tin horns, unions, power to the people hand symbols, Hunter Thompson election symbols, pointing things out, historical references, anything/everything Dawn mentions, occupy movements, boys hairstyles ! Maggie thinks are cute, clubs, troll gifs (I call B.S it was a fine gif), reports on forbidden things, Ronald Reagan Berlin Wall gifs, burning bras, disco sucks pics, burning draft cards, bridges, bridge games?, explaining the 60’s unless your John Sebastian? ………..Discussions on Dan Bilzerian will be tolerated until further notice.

  7. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-02-2015/ghIQGT.gif

  8. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    i need a packa kool super lights after reading this

  9. tor_haxson

    Well it has been a day since we rose up and occupied the hell out of this blog.

    I wonder what the outcome is, has he fled to some off country refuge ?

    We have been to the mount-tam and we will see the other side. Maybe we will see Terrapin Crossroads, or maybe the ocean, no way of knowing.

    Brothas and Sistahs you fought bravely.. tonight we shall see the umpire without his clothes, and Commenters shall be free, and we will share and give in peace and love.

    At least I think that is what happens.. I have to run a few errands.

    • spencer

      Maggie, it’s cheesy but i want that meme with the wall of sound in the background.

      • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

        http://i.imgur.com/hsIIqjU.jpg

        (Filling in for Maggie here, I’m sure she could do much better. Also I think I made a typo in the caption.)

      • maggiemay

        I’ll get something even better for you. Give me 10 minutes.

      • maggiemay

        Oops, I got distracted and then I laid down. I am not getting back up. I’ll show you all tomorrow. : )

    • SpamJam

      http://i.imgur.com/hGyED9t.png

      • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

        I like.

      • SpamJam

        I liked yours too! Just liked this photo and thought I’d try my hand as well

      • spencer

        Thank you very much both of you. Beautiful

  10. tor_haxson

    I miss our dictator and wish he would come back..

    Sure revolution was fun, and we are doing alright as a cooperative of commenters…

    But I miss “…”

    and

    “DO NOT CALL ME THAT”

    and most of all

    “…”

    “…”

    “…”

    • spencer

      We may have pushed him too far this time.

  11. PC

    Question for any and all of you who have insight:

    I’ve read comments and interviews discussing the 2-track live Dead recordings that insist the mixes were for the venue, not for the recording itself. I’ve read somewhere an interview with Betty where she said that her goal was to mix in such a way as to put the listener in the middle of the band.

    These things obviously aren’t the same, but I’ve never seen an explanation as to how or why (or if) Betty had the special privilege of mixing, herself, a separate output to tape. Did she? If so, does anyone know any of the technical details of how that was accomplished?

    I’ve had DP 13 for more years than I can remember now…I’ve always felt the performance must have been interesting, but the mix just sucked so bad I couldn’t find it. Recently bought some good tower speakers and tonight…DAMN. Figure this isn’t Betty but maybe it’s one of those “mixed for the venue” masters? No idea for sure but would explain why cranking it on my own mini-concert PA would bring out the details that headphones our the car speakers just can’t catch.

    • Morning Deuce

      “During several periods in their history, Cantor-Jackson did the taping, mixing the soundboard feed directly onto a two-track tape as the music was being performed. (She sat offstage, wearing earphones.) In Deadhead circles, she was renowned for her ear.”

      A small clue, but if she was using headphones, she was likely mixing the sbd feed for the tape and not the venue.

      This is a great article if you have a spare half hour…

      http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2012/11/26/deadhead

  12. PC

    Also, peeps: it got a bit too incestuous in here a while back. Just let ToTD be himself and let’s laugh and roll.

  13. Snowmans

    He’s Gone, We are it, We’re on Our…

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/12961248443_90b87c9d59_m.jpg

    Hey Jer, whatcha up to?

    “Running errands, pursuing happiness.”

    Can you believe there are States in this country where this behavior is no longer forbidden?

    “Cut you all off, didn’t he?”

    Yeah, we were just trying to be funny. You know, the imitation and flattery and that kind of thing.

    “Yeah, sure.”

  14. Hh

    The thing bout building a wall is 35 years later flush either cash from its latest touring incarnation you’ll say let’s make a movie with the latest Hal generated effects to tear flown the wall yet again,
    In regards to the comments section wall I’d be happy with a bigger cage and longer chains.

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