- The Democratic Party! We’re Like Coke-Flavored Slurpees: Not Exactly What You Wanted, But Fine.
- How About A Pity Fuck?
- At Least 60% Less Treason!
- Now Paying Attention To “Working-Class Voters” And Their “Cultural Anxiety.” Wink Wink.
- The Only Party With A Favorite Althea!
- Ten Bucks Says We Can Fuck This Up!
- Begrudgingly Progressive On Social Issues, But Still Pro-Drone Strikes: The Democrats!
- We’re Not Them.
- Statistically, One Of Us Must Have Charisma.
- We Promise To Keep The Clintons Out Of It From Now On.
- Holy Fuck, Do We Really Need A Slogan This Time Around?
The Democrats, pretending to care.
We care enough to pretend.