Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Alternate Slogans For The Democratic Party

  • The Democratic Party! We’re Like Coke-Flavored Slurpees: Not Exactly What You Wanted, But Fine.
  • How About A Pity Fuck?
  • At Least 60% Less Treason!
  • Now Paying Attention To “Working-Class Voters” And Their “Cultural Anxiety.” Wink Wink.
  • The Only Party With A Favorite Althea!
  • Ten Bucks Says We Can Fuck This Up!
  • Begrudgingly Progressive On Social Issues, But Still Pro-Drone Strikes: The Democrats!
  • We’re Not Them.
  • Statistically, One Of Us Must Have Charisma.
  • We Promise To Keep The Clintons Out Of It From Now On.
  • Holy Fuck, Do We Really Need A Slogan This Time Around?


  1. The Democrats, pretending to care.

  2. Robin Russell

    July 21, 2017 at 3:16 am

    We care enough to pretend.

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