Sometimes, it seems like the only explanation for Bobby’s sartorial choices is that he’s daring women to have sex with him.
There might be others, though…
- Chafing, thighs.
- Chafing, upper arms.
- Recent, sudden interest in the Buttock Freedom Movement.
- Bobby’s winter eyes are in his head, but when the temperatures rise, he’s forced to use his summer eyes, which are located in his kneecaps.
- He’s a swole bro.
- Smuggling grapes. (Hot work.)
- Bobby’s secretly from Bermuda; lost black socks.
- Having it, Bobby chooses to flaunt it. (Them.)
- The only other thing he had were his white jeans, but he accidentally washed them with his pink Izod, so it’s this or Porky Pig it in front of a football stadium.
- The shorts are there to distract you from the guitar.