Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

An Incomplete List Of People Who Have Unendorsed Donald J. Trump

  • Senator John McCain, Arizona.
  • Representative Jason Chaffetz, a closet in Utah.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger, former governor of California. (Remember that shit?)
  • Judge Joseph Wapner, 2nd People’s Court of Appeals (deceased).
  • Rin Tin Tin, famous dog (also deceased).
  • Senator Mike Crappo, Idaho. Huh huh. You said Crappo.
  • H.P. Lovecraft. (H.P. was, and still is, perfectly fine with the racism, but the vulgarity was too much.)
  • William Bennett, pompous scold and slot machine fancier.
  • Mysterio, Spider-Man villain with a fishbowl for a head.
  • Tony the Tiger, breakfast feline.
  • Senator Kelly Ayotte, New Hampshire.
  • A picturesquely rotting barn, also New Hampshire.
  • Billy Bob Thornton’s NASA-director character from Armageddon.
  • Representative Martha Roby, Alabama. (The Republican senator from Alafuckingbama just unendorsed the Republican nominee. That is a thing that actually has happened in the actual world that we all live in.)
  • Funky Joey Blisters, lead singer for Pittsburgh’s own The Pussy Grabbers. (“We’re not about violence, man. We’re a ska band.”)

(A NOTE: I apologize for seeming obsessed by this, but I’m obsessed by this. If you don’t like it, then go grab yourself in the pussy.

“Hey!”

Sorry, Funky Joey.)

11 Comments

  1. i am equally obsessed. i was obsessed when trump became the nominee, but this is just over-the-top amazing. i cannot imagine what will happen at the debate tomorrow.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      October 8, 2016 at 9:35 pm

      He’s in the bunker. RNC has pulled his funds. He just retweeted Juanita Broderick about Bill being a rapist.

      It’s going to be a shitshow.

  2. Anyone concerned about him pulling out and giving the GOP a better shot with a less offensive candidate, or is a month impossible?

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      October 8, 2016 at 9:48 pm

      He’ll never quit, and there’s no way to force him out. Plus, ballots have gone out.
      It would literally cause a constitutional crisis. Which is the only damage this fuckhead hasn’t done yet.

  3. “The Republican senator from Alafuckingbama just unendorsed the Republican nominee”

    This may be the point at which 2016 starts to turn around.

  4. Thoughts On The Dead

    October 9, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    Oh, shut the fuck up.

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