Please do not wing D batteries at the Pope when he visits you.
We all know, Philadelphia, that you want to wing D batteries at the Pope; please do not do this; it will reflect badly upon all of us.
You are what you are, Philadelphia, and no one is asking you to change. That you see Pope Francis and the first thought that comes to mind is to throw a Duracell at his temple, hard, is one of your selling points.
But not now, Philadelphia; please do not wing D batteries at the Pope.
The Rest of the Country