Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

An Open Letter To Stewart Copeland

Dear Stewart,

You are a fine drummer, but the next time you refer to anyone as “a Grateful Dead,” my lawyer will be calling you. (My lawyer is actually me with a comical Italian accent, but I use a ton of legal words.)





  1. If his conduct ever rises to the level of criminal activity, you may have to call… well, you know.

  2. The young Mr.. Copeland was often bullied and harassed, even beat up by the young Poly Styrene. Fact.

  3. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    March 10, 2015 at 7:40 pm

    wait ’til his father Aaron hears about this

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