Thoughts On The Dead

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An Open Letter To The Publishing Industry

Dear Publishing Industry,

Shalom.

Any chance you cozy, backslapping motherfuckers could stop giving Jonah Lehrer money? I got a book in me, and it will be be: (A) not stolen; and (B) not boring.

Or you can give the drowsy fabulist another contract.

Sincerely,

TotD

2 Comments

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    July 11, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    i think if you read the inscription there…..”Dear ToTD……..Jolson….bath tub gin……per diem….Floradora Girls………put the screws to Knopf…..Duesenberg……mashing”

  2. I’m not bitter, either.

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