Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

And Starring Jeremy Piven As “Mickey”

mickey bobby dj

“Bobby, I want to talk about the show.”

“I wanna talk about your shirt.”

“I lost a bet. Listen: I should be played by that Miles Teller kid from the drum movie.”

“That kid’s got a face like a foot.”

“Yeah, but he can drum! And we can drum together, and I can drum with him in between takes.”

“I think the teamsters would probably murder you very quickly. Plus, you’ve already been banned from the set.”

“Where’s the set?”

“It hasn’t been built, but you’ve been banned.”

“What about Jeremy Piven?”

“That’s an option, sure.”

“He plays the drums!”

“Mickey, did you–”

“I Googled ‘actors who play drums'”

“–Google…okay. Piven’s probably a reach.”

“Okay: Jason Schwartzman.”

“I have no idea who that is.”

“He’s an actor.”

“Thanks, Mick. What does he look like?”

“Jewish.”

“Okay, maybe.”

“Great.”

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  1. Casting couch?

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