“Last show. Going hard.”
I don’t even recognize that beer; it must be authentic.
“Shit, you should’ve seen the nine before this one.”
I love you.
“Get in line.”
Let me demonstrate my value.
“Start by getting momma another beer and shutting the fuck up.”
I can do the first, but I’m congenitally incapable of the second.
“Dude, I got a man.”
“THIS GUY BOTHERING YOU, BABY?”
That’s your boyfriend?
Does he know Captain Fuck?
“CAPTAIN FUCK ANSWERS TO ME, AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY AGUILLETTES! I RULE THE SEVEN SEAS and oh shit fuck me I’m going down.”
“He’s a great dad.”
Enjoy the show.
“Take it sleazy.”