Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Another Encounter In The Lot

rando chick van shoreline

Shoreline, huh?

“Last show. Going hard.”

I don’t even recognize that beer; it must be authentic.

“Shit, you should’ve seen the nine before this one.”

I love you.

“Get in line.”

Let me demonstrate my value.

“Start by getting momma another beer and shutting the fuck up.”

I can do the first, but I’m congenitally incapable of the second.

“Dude, I got a man.”

“THIS GUY BOTHERING YOU, BABY?”

rando balloon

That’s your boyfriend?

“Fiancé.”

Does he know Captain Fuck?

“CAPTAIN FUCK ANSWERS TO ME, AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY AGUILLETTES! I RULE THE SEVEN SEAS and oh shit fuck me I’m going down.”

FLUMP

“He’s a great dad.”

Enjoy the show.

“Take it sleazy.”

 

 

9 Comments

  1. Authentic as fuck, but I have no truck with cans. They’re some sort of hipster conspiracy no doubt rooted in entitled sarcasm masquerading as satire. Beer is consumed from bottles or glasses.

    http://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/sculpin/

    • Especially this beer. Hipsters must be in charge of packaging. Travesty.

    • NoThoughtsOnDead

      August 1, 2016 at 2:01 am

      I am an old person, but this prejudice against cans is silly: they cool down fast, and are far less likely to break and hurt someone. I usually consume from glass bottles and glass glasses, but I’ll use a steel pint mug or a plastic cup at a kegger. And if I were in the parking lot, I would rather deal with empty cans than bottles.
      I’m not a Sculpin fan, or any of these other “West Coast IPAs.” But Ballast Point makes beer well, and I once encountered “Victory at Sea Porter,” and golly, did that hit the spot!
      http://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/victory-at-sea/

    • Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

      August 1, 2016 at 2:09 pm

      Cans are better for beer as they are light tight. Corona gets its flavor not from what is in the beer, but from the light that affects the taste of the beer in the clear glass bottles.

  2. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    August 1, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    I enjoy drinking their Grunion (in cans) and had I been doing so while reading this post, I would doubtless have produced an eruptive “spit take” and/or nose spray because holy shit TotD this is funny.

  3. Testing how to post a photo,
    Sorry enthusiasts,

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