- Yes.
- No.
- Sometimes, but only if no one’s eaten Indian food in the past couple days.
- Johnny Bench.
- None of your business.
- I don’t know.
- Whatever Shapiro said his cut was, it was half of that.
- Phillip.
- No, it’s not Philbert.
- Well, I don’t care what the internet says: my name is Phillip.
- Around a dozen, I guess.
- Billy knows what he did.
- So does Mickey.
- Bobby probably doesn’t know.
- I’m sorry your meatloaf was overcooked, but that’s a problem for your waiter, not a Grateful Dead.
- On my side, with a pillow in between my knees.
- Hundred and forty-two pounds, but twenty of that’s cock.
- No, you can’t buy me a drink.
- Well, first off: I own the place, so I already bought the booze.
- Second: tapered off on the hooch when the liver exploded.
- I don’t think I’ve ever considered rapping the Donor Rap, no.
- A cordial relationship, I suppose you could call it; can’t get too friendly with Fake Jerries or they start getting ideas and then you gotta throw ’em off the bus halfway through Minnesota.
- I haven’t spoken to Ned Lagin in a few years.
- Actually, seeing him naked was something Trey insisted on before he signed the contracts.
- Bernie Sanders.
He looks happy
Might be the shirt. He loves that sucker.
I feel that. A nice monochromatic flannel, once you have it broken in? That’s good shit
Agreed, a well worn flannel is a thing of beauty
Looks like a Pendleton. Good shi(r)t.
shit-eating grin.
philarious!
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JFC, this post proves ToTD is a superstar
Oh , stop.
Thank you; you’re right.
But, you know: modesty and all.
Johnny Bench approves
What’s The Buzz Johnny? C.C.C.P. sneakers.
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“Yes its true, Pete Shapiro is the secret love child of Bobby and Marge Schott.”
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• Did you buy that shirt yourself?
• Did you see Jill before you went out this evening?
• Are you still able to levitate?
• How did you beat the Jefferson Airplane in that one game?
• Did you pay him?
• Do you know how much Bench is claiming in back-pay and compensation?
• Who is your favourite Macedonian?
• Is that because his name is like yours, Philbert?
• The internet says you can’t remember your own name half the time. Is that true?
• How many times have you forgotten your own name in the last two days?
• Do you blame anyone for your memory problems?
• Billy says he loves all the surviving Grateful Deads.
• Will Bobby be out with some new incarnation of the final shows in 2016?
• What is your favourite Drumz segment?
• What is your favourite sex position?
• What was Pig’s fighting weight?
• If you had refrained from singing Dark Star I would have bought you a drink.
• How do you get away with singing lead?
• Do you have to get drunk before you sing?
• The Donor Rap is meant to be a rap, yes?
• Have you ever considered extending the hand of friendship to guitar players in your band?
• Have you had any new musical ideas you want to explore with Ned Lagin?
• How much did you know about Tres Astonishment before the Fare The Well Shows?
• If there was one person you could kick out of the 2016 Presidential race, who would that be?