Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Apple Of My Eyes Of The World

“Where did that thing come from?”

“Which thing?”

“The Apple logo, Steve. The one in between us just floating there.”

“Oh, that. Isn’t it great?”

“No.”

“Hard-light hologram. This one is 14 millimeters thinner than the last one.”

“Is that better?”

“It’s thinner.”

“How’d you manage it?”

“Took out the headphone jack.”

“Oh. And it just kinda floats there?”

“It’s the ultimate Apple product: it does nothing, but everyone knows you have one.”

“Sounds good.”

“Hey, Jobs! Asshole!”

“Stop stealing my look, man!”

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