Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Appropriate Methods Of Protest For Black People, According To White Moderates

  • Turning the other cheek.
  • Frowning sternly.
  • A good “Harrumph” or two.
  • Sitting quietly in your home.
  • Satirical essay. (White moderates are quite sure that satirical articles are the ultimate defense against tyranny.)
  • Politely asking for equality.
  • Letter to the editor.
  • Waiting patiently for white people to fix the problems they caused.
  • Only displaying gratitude, instead of personally thanking every white person you see for your successes and/or being in America in the first place.


  1. I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy!

    Basketball Head is looking more like an evil savant these days. The point, missed as we scramble to buy up all the Villanueva jerseys, is that the morons among us are wagging fingers at the “unamerican” again. Never turns out well.

  2. Frowning sadly?
    Looking down at the ground?
    Quietly taking a knee? Oh wait, I guess that’s out, huh?

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