Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

As Billy As He Wanna Be


Hey, Billy. Are the drumsticks–

“They’re my dong!”

–your dong? Sure.

“Big giant twin dongs. Gonna hit some people with ’em.”

You look like a bar fight.


Hair looks good, though.

“Woke up like this.”

I do not doubt that.


  1. If you were a stone-cold teen fox and you heard Billy or Mickey say anything about twin dongs, that was a good sign you had better find the people you came with and get out of there

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