Hey, Billy. Are the drumsticks–
“They’re my dong!”
–your dong? Sure.
“Big giant twin dongs. Gonna hit some people with ’em.”
You look like a bar fight.
Hair looks good, though.
“Woke up like this.”
I do not doubt that.
November 12, 2015 at 8:51 pm
November 12, 2015 at 9:49 pm
If you were a stone-cold teen fox and you heard Billy or Mickey say anything about twin dongs, that was a good sign you had better find the people you came with and get out of there
November 14, 2015 at 1:41 am
for once I have read the phrase “stone-cold teen fox” on here and not been angry!!!! right on, dude.
November 13, 2015 at 11:07 am
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