Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

As Billy As He Wanna Be

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Hey, Billy. Are the drumsticks–

“They’re my dong!”

–your dong? Sure.

“Big giant twin dongs. Gonna hit some people with ’em.”

You look like a bar fight.

“Sure.”

Hair looks good, though.

“Woke up like this.”

I do not doubt that.

4 Comments

  1. If you were a stone-cold teen fox and you heard Billy or Mickey say anything about twin dongs, that was a good sign you had better find the people you came with and get out of there

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