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Asked My Family Doctor What’s Ailing Me

Early this morning, the Dead’s luck in New Orleans continued when John Mayer was taken to the hospital complaining of abdominal pain. He’s since undergone an emergency appendectomy and–hopefully–is now flirting with nurses and making his assistants bring him clothes because the hospital gown simply won’t do.

Get well, Josh. There’s still soloing to do.

(Tonight’s show will be rescheduled; no word on the Thursday and Friday concerts.)

 

14 Comments

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    word

    Get Well Soon!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUY1LvNX3Io

  2. MrCompletely

    Minimum recovery time from an emergency appendectomy is measured in weeks, not days. Expect the last 2 to be rescheduled as well.

    • Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

      It’s the non-emergency one that has the “days” recovery.

  3. Clucker

    Maybe they’ll just wheel him out in Florida and let him solo from a hospital bed. Give his vocal parts to Jeff, his toppermost to Bobby, his weed to Oteil.

  4. DJ5000000

    Looks like the boys are taking over the Howlin’ Wolf tonight.

    http://www.thehowlinwolf.com/buy-tickets.html

    • Mulebyrd

      awesome … hopefully it will be streaming for free… thank you intertube!!!

  5. Mulebyrd

    gives new meaning to “busted down in New Orleans” … get well soon Josh Myers!!!

  6. Tor Haxson

    Not a tattoo guy, but Josh is, so I must say that “Appendix scar Tattoos” is an awesome google image search.

    Good chance for a freaky show if Oteil and Jeff go out and play anyhow at some place like Howlin wolf.

    Can Nugs send the streaming gear over there?? Thanks Nugs.

  7. Tor Haxson

    Are you going to be nice to Josh now?

  8. Doug ross

    Sittin’ and starin’ outta the hospital window

  9. Dogman

    Hoo Lord, get well John.
    And by the way, real news is difficult to process here…it took a minute before I realized this wasn’t jive

  10. Ritchie vanian

    When this came up in my newsfeed it only said ” John Mayer dead”.

  11. Rich

    Is a hospital gown just a backwards toppermost?

    • SmokingLeather

      I think you may be on to something.

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