“Who thinks I look like a schmuck? You? You do? Okay, that’s one. Only one person–oh, you do? And you? All those folks over there? And…you know what? Why don’t we do it this way: whoever doesn’t think I look like a schmuck, raise your hands.
“I’m not seeing a lot of hands.”
“Where are all the hands? Oh, hey. No one likes my shirt.”
It’s a bit much.
Well, you don’t need to put tie-dye and the peace symbol. It’s redundant; each implies the other.
“I just wanted to take everyone to the gun show.”
You did, Mickey. And now, just like at the actual gun show, things are sad and scary.