Hey, baby.
“Nah, man. Not a baby.”
…
Garcia?
“Hey, pal.”
Reincarnated, huh?
“Be seventeen for Dead60. Play me some guitar, get me some tail.”
Ew.
“I’m gettin’ real good at being Garcia, man.”
Yeah?
“Burned down my treehouse.”
Nice.
“Got dishonorably discharged from the Boy Scouts.”
We don’t like to bring that up.
“Oh, right.”
…
You’re the reincarnation of Jerome Jeremiah Jermajesty Garcia, formerly of a choogly-type band called the Grateful Dead?
“Yup. Fucked up, huh?”
Little. Okay, if you’re Garcia, what do you want to be doing right now.
“Soloing and heroin.”
Well, that’s the right answer. First wife’s name?
“Mountain Girl.”
Real name?
“Mountain Girl Adams.”
Close enough. How much does a guitar cost?
“Dunno…$20 grand? Around thereabouts?”
That is what Garcia would think a guitar costs, yeah.
“Told ya, man. C’mon, gimme some shit only Garcia would know. I’ll prove it to ya.”
Okay. Um. Ah: gimme your children’s birthdays.
…
“Wow. Hoo.”
Any time.
“At least one was in the summer.”
This is actually a trick question: Garcia had no idea when his kids’ birthdays were.
“Still loved ’em. Someone would always tell me, anyway.”
Making no value judgements here.
“Phil was born on the Ides of March, I know that.”
That is both true, and the sort of thing Garcia would remember.
“Yeah. Garcia.”
Huh.
…
“You got–”
I will not give you a cigarette.
“–a smoke I can borrow? Ah, bite me.”
THE GODS ABOVE HAVE BLESSED THIS EARTH WITH THIS CHILD. HE IS SO UNBELIEVABLY CUTE. IF MY CHILD DOESNT LOOK LIKE THIS IM RETURNING HIM
Wonder how old Jerry was when he first lit up?
This age almost definitely. Started young back then.
*whispers* w33d??
I read in Rolling Stone that he first did it at my age and loved it.
Cigarettes. His first true love.
I knoooooooo
stilll im super edgy rigHT??? I HAVE INSIDER DETAILS #wow
also cigs r nasty why they exist
http://www.garciaweirgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1231344_10200868036843074_564687222_n.jpg
He really had such a great smile, oh my god
Pictures of that man smiling can change the weather.
Really cool photo.
http://www.garciaweirgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Jerry_painting_a.jpg
Clearly hitching a ride to the vaccination clinic.
That ain’t Garcia and you ain’t Mr. ToTD because those guys would know Mountain Girl was wife #2