“AH GOT ANOTHER ONE!”

Elvis, give all the kids back.

“THEY MINE NOW! ELVIS IS FOR THE CHILDREN.”

That’s Wu-Tang.

“ELVIS IS IN TH’ WU-TANG CLAN.”

You are not.

“WHEN YOU GETTIN’ TO THOUGHTS ON THE KING, MAN? GONNA WRITE ALL FANCY ‘BOUT ME? THEM BIG OL’ LONG SENTENCES YOU LIKE? TALKIN’ ‘BOUT AMERICA AND WHATNOT?”

I do like talking about America and whatnot.

“YOU GOTTA SCHTICK, MAN.”

Thank you.

“YOU LIKE THAT WORD THERE? ‘SCHTICK.’ AH LEARNED IT IN HOLLYWOOD.”

I figured.

“FROM JEWS.”

Got it.

“PLACE IS LOUSY WITH ‘EM.”

Sure. Who’s the baby?

“AH DO NOT KNOW. PEOPLE HAND ME THEIR BABIES.”

Why?

“AH’M ELVIS, MAN.”

Yeah, okay.