Did he have to–
Nothing was up his ass.
—kiester this stuff back? Ok.
You’re just allowed to bring cigars and shit back now.
Huh. The reputation of Cuban cigars is going to plummet.
Plus the price. If you can get ’em, no one’s gonna want ’em.
Does BotD smoke?
Why the cigars, then?
Well, you go to Cuba, you have to get cigars. If you went to Russia, you’d bring back dashcam footage of a child attacking your car with an axe.
How else you gonna show people you’ve been to Brazil if you don’t bring Zika back?
Exactly. It’s a “when in Rome” situation.
No. The saying is “When in Rome, do as the Romans do,” and Romans in Rome wouldn’t do tourist bullshit. This is more like “When in Rome, do as a Chinese tour group would do.”
Could be, sure. Either way, I’m getting my grubby paws on one of those bad boys. Gonna smoke it upwind of children and picnickers while talking on my Bluetooth.
I’m just say: if you had to kiester something, a, en-tubed cigar is your number one seed.
Oh, sure. Cigar tube is the opposite of a ninja’s throwing star.
It almost wants to be kiestered.
Plus, if the plastic cracks and the tobacco gets loose in there, you’re going to get a lot done that afternoon.