Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Bass, Vocals


Sounds that might be coming out of Phil’s mouth:

  • grrNAAAA!
  • YAYbo!
  • mumf mumf mumf hiYAAAAAAAAARgle.

Instructions Phil gave the luthier upon commission of the bass seen above:

  • Can you make it look expensive as shit?
  • Could you make the bottom part look like a cloaca?
  • A cloaca.
  • It’s a shark’s vagina.
  • How many knobs is it physically possible to put on a bass guitar?
  • Okay: put that many on.
  • I don’t give a shit what they do. Just put as many knobs on the shark’s vagina as you can. I don’t think I’m being unreasonable with my requests.


  1. Count Floyd says: “How many knobs?” I Count 7.Ha, Ha, Ha!

  2. Two in phase-out of phase and a impedance shifter. Toggles. Technically: “Switches/Knobs/Blah-Blah.” Blame Wally or something.

  3. What is this? Two separate small blue wrist bands? Where are the traditioanal red, white and blue Phil Lesh wrist bands? Perhaps this is not Phil Lesh, but the evil product of a sharks’ vagina created by six strings and eight knobs…call security immediately!!!

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