Sounds that might be coming out of Phil’s mouth:
- mumf mumf mumf hiYAAAAAAAAARgle.
Instructions Phil gave the luthier upon commission of the bass seen above:
- Can you make it look expensive as shit?
- Could you make the bottom part look like a cloaca?
- A cloaca.
- It’s a shark’s vagina.
- How many knobs is it physically possible to put on a bass guitar?
- Okay: put that many on.
- I don’t give a shit what they do. Just put as many knobs on the shark’s vagina as you can. I don’t think I’m being unreasonable with my requests.