Aw, gnarly! Now, I can look at digusting hippie feet AND those fucking bears at the SAME TIME!
June 16, 2015 at 8:38 pm
Amputate the feet of anyone who wears these.
June 16, 2015 at 8:42 pm
This is now the plan. I am on board with this.
June 16, 2015 at 8:58 pm
June 16, 2015 at 8:59 pm
guessing your not on board for this?
I’ve never had to ban anyone before…
June 16, 2015 at 9:14 pm
I deserve that, im going to amputate my hands now
June 16, 2015 at 9:16 pm
I got the email from Chacos & almost forwarded to you. Figured I wouldn’t have to. Yes, I own some but save them for foot-appropriate settings. Of which there are few. Basically the beach and camping. I think it’s appropriate to display your toes only in settings where it’s appropriate to display your navel.
However: get about 10, 20-thousand pair and set up a table outside Soldier Field selling them for 200% of retail = ironclad retirement plan.
June 16, 2015 at 9:21 pm
As I have never entered the woods or nature voluntarily and will therefore never have to see hiking-dudes’ feet, I will grant dispensation to forest-based sandalry.
As to the second point: aren’t scary dudes from the GD Mafia gonna be carving suckas up if they sell without tribute, yo?
June 16, 2015 at 9:26 pm
I have a plan for Benjy. And Parish ain’t as quick as he used to be.
June 17, 2015 at 9:57 am
Shapiro is going to make a fortune on the merchandising — smelly feet not withstanding. This also opens up merchandising of Nose Plugs for the venues. Literally Christmas in July.
June 17, 2015 at 4:15 pm
I see your god-awful dancing bear Tevas, and raise you the cowboy boot sandal: http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_worst_shoes_on_the_fcking_planet_cowboy_sandal_boots
June 17, 2015 at 4:32 pm
im not sure any footwear could beat those things. Well played Spamjam
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