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Bear, Foot

CHpsVOAWoAEhGusAw, gnarly! Now, I can look at digusting hippie feet AND those fucking bears at the SAME TIME!

12 Comments

  1. Dan

    Amputate the feet of anyone who wears these.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      This is now the plan. I am on board with this.

    • spencer

      guessing your not on board for this?

    • thoughtsonthedead

      I’ve never had to ban anyone before…

      • spencer

        I deserve that, im going to amputate my hands now

  2. wtfwjd?

    I got the email from Chacos & almost forwarded to you. Figured I wouldn’t have to. Yes, I own some but save them for foot-appropriate settings. Of which there are few. Basically the beach and camping. I think it’s appropriate to display your toes only in settings where it’s appropriate to display your navel.

    However: get about 10, 20-thousand pair and set up a table outside Soldier Field selling them for 200% of retail = ironclad retirement plan.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      As I have never entered the woods or nature voluntarily and will therefore never have to see hiking-dudes’ feet, I will grant dispensation to forest-based sandalry.

      As to the second point: aren’t scary dudes from the GD Mafia gonna be carving suckas up if they sell without tribute, yo?

      • wtfwjd?

        I have a plan for Benjy. And Parish ain’t as quick as he used to be.

    • August West

      Shapiro is going to make a fortune on the merchandising — smelly feet not withstanding. This also opens up merchandising of Nose Plugs for the venues. Literally Christmas in July.

  3. SpamJam

    I see your god-awful dancing bear Tevas, and raise you the cowboy boot sandal: http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_worst_shoes_on_the_fcking_planet_cowboy_sandal_boots

    • spencer

      im not sure any footwear could beat those things. Well played Spamjam

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