I got the email from Chacos & almost forwarded to you. Figured I wouldn’t have to. Yes, I own some but save them for foot-appropriate settings. Of which there are few. Basically the beach and camping. I think it’s appropriate to display your toes only in settings where it’s appropriate to display your navel.
However: get about 10, 20-thousand pair and set up a table outside Soldier Field selling them for 200% of retail = ironclad retirement plan.
As I have never entered the woods or nature voluntarily and will therefore never have to see hiking-dudes’ feet, I will grant dispensation to forest-based sandalry.
As to the second point: aren’t scary dudes from the GD Mafia gonna be carving suckas up if they sell without tribute, yo?
Shapiro is going to make a fortune on the merchandising — smelly feet not withstanding. This also opens up merchandising of Nose Plugs for the venues. Literally Christmas in July.
Amputate the feet of anyone who wears these.
This is now the plan. I am on board with this.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/817g2g8aUXL._UL1500_.jpg
guessing your not on board for this?
I’ve never had to ban anyone before…
I deserve that, im going to amputate my hands now
I got the email from Chacos & almost forwarded to you. Figured I wouldn’t have to. Yes, I own some but save them for foot-appropriate settings. Of which there are few. Basically the beach and camping. I think it’s appropriate to display your toes only in settings where it’s appropriate to display your navel.
However: get about 10, 20-thousand pair and set up a table outside Soldier Field selling them for 200% of retail = ironclad retirement plan.
As I have never entered the woods or nature voluntarily and will therefore never have to see hiking-dudes’ feet, I will grant dispensation to forest-based sandalry.
As to the second point: aren’t scary dudes from the GD Mafia gonna be carving suckas up if they sell without tribute, yo?
I have a plan for Benjy. And Parish ain’t as quick as he used to be.
Shapiro is going to make a fortune on the merchandising — smelly feet not withstanding. This also opens up merchandising of Nose Plugs for the venues. Literally Christmas in July.
I see your god-awful dancing bear Tevas, and raise you the cowboy boot sandal: http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_worst_shoes_on_the_fcking_planet_cowboy_sandal_boots
im not sure any footwear could beat those things. Well played Spamjam