The Protector of Portland, Mr. Completely, alerts us in the comments to a mid-70’s Visions of Johanna that will blow not only your socks off, but also the socks of anyone within a two-mile radius. If you have neighbors with diabetes that wear those special circulation socks, then they will probably lose their feet.
So, you know: decide if it’s worth it. TotD does remind you, though, that old people are like children: society tells us they’re all wonderful, but reality shows that most are kinda assholes and they smell weird.