- “If 7-11 doesn’t have cherry Slurpees, then instead of getting a Coke Slurpee, I will punch the cashier in the sternum and burn down the store.”
- “The book I wanted to read has been checked out of the library. I could get a different book, or entertain myself some other way, but I choose to punch the librarian in the sternum and burn down the library.”
- “I have been rejected from the college I applied to. I could just go to a similar school; I will instead punch the bursar in the sternum and burn down the campus.”
Need I go on?