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Bil Walton: Eugenicist

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“Trey, you’re the Garcia now.”

“Um, not really.”

“Garcia’s daughter: you are Garcia’s rightful heir.”

“Lawyers have opinions on that, but: yeah, I guess.”

“I want to mate the two of you.”

“Bill.”

“I’ll need rum drinks, but I have a thing for gingers.”

“Yeah?”

“Why not?”

“Let’s do this.”

“AND THE REBIRTH COMMENCES!”

“You can’t be in the room, Bill.”

“Yeah, no.”

12 Comments

  1. Morning Douche

    #NOTALLMEN

    • maggiemay

      #notallblogcommentators

    • maggiemay

      P.S. I take it you’re using that hashtag sarcastically, as I do.

      • Morning Douche

        #IAM

        And just what exactly do you have against tall blog commentators?

      • maggiemay

        GOOD ONE MR. DOUCHE

  2. maggiemay

    hey soo…….. *slides you $13 and an extremely rare Jerry Garcia meme* have you ever read Antigone? care to write my essay on it for me?

    i’m going to write a motherfucking essay on a motherfucking story that I didn’t even read in under two hours: fite me, US government

    • spencer

      For you maggie

      • maggiemay

        This is just

        oh Ym god

        “10 Signs Your Boyfriend is Listening to the Disco Biscuits” JFC

    • maggiemay

      I JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK

      HOLY SHIT SPENCER THIS IS JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

      GOD HE WAS SO HOT ON THAT RELIX COVER

    • Morning Douche

      Capricorns most certainly do NOT like Umphrey’s…

  3. Hillary

    This is great. Bobby looks like he’s posing for Tiger Beat.

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