“Thoughts on my Ass!”
“Well, you know how Phil’s black now?”
He’s not. You’re talking about a man named Oteil Burbridge.
“Yeah! That’s what Phi keeps saying his name is!”
When I heard this joke the first time, the name was Rappaport.
“So I decided to try and understand the plight of his people. I’m a soul brother now.”
“Don’t worry about it.”
“I’m about to lose my voice, I’m saying the n-word so much.”
“I’m allowed! It’s great!”
You’re not black, Billy.
“Tell my dick that.”
STOP THAT. Get out of Jaimoe’s body.
“It’s nice in here. Look at all these muscles and hair. I’m staying.”
You’re gonna stay black?
You do know you have to walk offstage and back into America at some point, right?
“Not a bad point.”
“I’m gonna bang some white chicks behind the amps before I quit, though.”