Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Bill Walton: Simply The Best


Because you’re a bicyclist, right.

“Smooth as a 8-ball, but white as a cue ball.”

I don’t want to hear any of this.

“Takes a team of four to shave me down. We start at dawn, break for a nutritious breakfast, and then it’s another four or five hours. It’s like when they put Ron Perlman into the Hellboy costume.”

You know Ron Perlman?

“The Perl? Good man. Took a trip with him to Nova Scotia to see the Northern Lights in ’98.”


“He growled at them.”

That’s his thing. You enjoying Hawaii?

“I’m in Atlanta.”

That figures.


  1. Luther Von Baconson

    November 23, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    Bill’s in the City of Refuge? What’d you get up to Bill?

  2. Happy Thanksgiving you prigs

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