Because you’re a bicyclist, right.
“Smooth as a 8-ball, but white as a cue ball.”
I don’t want to hear any of this.
“Takes a team of four to shave me down. We start at dawn, break for a nutritious breakfast, and then it’s another four or five hours. It’s like when they put Ron Perlman into the Hellboy costume.”
You know Ron Perlman?
“The Perl? Good man. Took a trip with him to Nova Scotia to see the Northern Lights in ’98.”
“He growled at them.”
That’s his thing. You enjoying Hawaii?
“I’m in Atlanta.”