Thoughts On The Dead

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Bill Walton: Simply The Best

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Because you’re a bicyclist, right.

“Smooth as a 8-ball, but white as a cue ball.”

I don’t want to hear any of this.

“Takes a team of four to shave me down. We start at dawn, break for a nutritious breakfast, and then it’s another four or five hours. It’s like when they put Ron Perlman into the Hellboy costume.”

You know Ron Perlman?

“The Perl? Good man. Took a trip with him to Nova Scotia to see the Northern Lights in ’98.”

Yeah?

“He growled at them.”

That’s his thing. You enjoying Hawaii?

“I’m in Atlanta.”

That figures.

2 Comments

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    November 23, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    Bill’s in the City of Refuge? What’d you get up to Bill?

  2. Happy Thanksgiving you prigs

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