Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Billie The Drummer

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Hey, Billy. Whatcha doing?

“Getting ready for my interview with Diane Sawyer.”

Oh, shit, no. Please. Billy, please don’t–

“I’m a pretty laaaaaaady.”

–do this. Godammit.

“Look at my boooooooobies.”

Stop this. It is inappropriate and disrespectful.

“And my loooooooong silky lady hair.”

You have fifteen hairs left on that head of yours, Billy. Stop this.

“I wear cuuuuuuuulottes to cover my bagina.”

I’m ashamed to have been a part of this.


  1. What’s up with Billy’s Roswell worthy left hand?

  2. What’s worse than being a drummer in the Grateful Dead and wearing a Grateful Dead t-shirt?

  3. going to see billy with Fred Tackett, Paul barrere and Anders Osborne in nola tonite…I’ll ask him about the hand

  4. I did
    Billy’s response:
    “Sounds Mexican…she one of Bobby’s?”

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