“Getting ready for my interview with Diane Sawyer.”
Oh, shit, no. Please. Billy, please don’t–
“I’m a pretty laaaaaaady.”
–do this. Godammit.
“Look at my boooooooobies.”
Stop this. It is inappropriate and disrespectful.
“And my loooooooong silky lady hair.”
You have fifteen hairs left on that head of yours, Billy. Stop this.
“I wear cuuuuuuuulottes to cover my bagina.”
I’m ashamed to have been a part of this.