Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Billy And The Kid (Relatively Speaking)

billy jeff chimenti backstage

“Hey, Thoughts on my Ass!”


“This is the guy who should be on TV. Old pretty boy and young pretty boy are fucking boring, man. This fucking guy? He’s got jail stories.”

“I was in a holding cell for an hour, Billy.”

“You shanked six guys.”

“Jeff Chimenti ain’t no punk.”

I had no idea, Jeff Chimenti. Did you join a gang in jail?

“Yeah. Well, I replaced a guy in a gang. But I was actually in the gang longer than the guy I replaced.”

You keep doing that.

“Ass! You agree it’s bullshit, right?”


“That we’re not on television.”

No. The singers get invited on TV. The drummer and the keyboardist–

“Have to break into the studio and hijack the broadcast! Great idea!”

–don’t get to…wow, not even close to what I was going to say.




1 Comment

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    July 1, 2016 at 10:42 am

    i see a TV series in the making. Jeff & His Mentor.

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