Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Bim Bam Bob

bobby froofy shirt apple watch

I don’t know how to respond to this.

“Which part?”

All of it.

“Ah.”

Your wrist looks like Johnny Depp.

“There’s a lot going on. But, you know: it’s like my best friend Rod Stewart–”

Nope.

“–says: every bracelet tells a story.”

Also no. And what about the rest of it?

“Apple Fedora. Links to the Watch.”

Oh, that’s made up.

“No, no. Works almost most of the time. Called an iDora.”

I really don’t think so.

“It’s white.”

It’s cream.

“Notice you’re very picky about colors.”

Bobby, I–

HAT PHONE NOISE

HAT PHONE NOISE

“I’m getting a call on my hat.”

You should take it.

“Gimme a sec.

“Weir here.”

“Put Hot Dog Dick on line! He ducking me!”

“Oh, hey, Kim Jong-Un.”

HIS name? You remember HIS name?

“Shh. I’m talking on my hat. So, uh, Kim. What’s up?”

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“Summer of Skank! Got me a yacht. Bitches love yachts.”

“I’ve heard that, yeah.”

“My father invented yachts”

“I heard that, too. Listen, I don’t know where Josh is.”

“He change, man. Use to be cool.”

“Eh.”

KRAAANCH!

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“Okay, yacht hit couch. Big hole.”

“Shove one of those guy’s hat in there.”

“Good idea. I call back.”

“Sure, yeah.”

How do you know him?

“Bohemian Grove.”

Oh.

7 Comments

  1. So much going on here, so many questions. What is Saxx? Is Bobby wearing a girl shirt? Is he in Cuba?

  2. Is that Mt.Tamalpais in the background?

  3. Mean, Green Devil Eating Machine

    August 11, 2016 at 11:47 am

    KJU – a refugee off the coast of Greece.

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