Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Black, White, And Ass All Over


Hey, zebras. Whatcha doing?

“Butt time.”

“Sniffin’ ass.”

Wow, great.

“So much information in this tush-stank.”

“How healthy you are, your political preferences.”


“Sure, nothing like a fine wafting of the nethers.”

“Smelling the backyard.”

“Nose deep in the big muddy.”

“Breathing the bouquet of booty.”

“Respiring the rump.”




We done?

“You can leave. We’ll be at this for a while.”

“Ooh, ass.”


  1. Billy would approve this post

  2. Some of the most violent lovemaking I’ve ever seen was between zebras.

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