“Hey! Left Shark!”
“Me?”
…
“No, the other shark panhandling at the intersection.”
“Dude, no need to be a dick. I’m just a shark in a bad situation and…are you Josh Meyers?”
“Sometimes. Listen: have you seen Katy?”
“This is a real nice RV, man.”
“Earthroamer.”
“Can you poop in it? I haven’t pooped indoors in a while.”
“Why does everyone want to take a shit in my car?”
“Who you looking for, man?”
“Katy Perry.”
“Katy? FUCK HER, maaaan! That bitch made me a lot of promises, maaan!”
“Simmer down, Left Shark.”
“NO, MAN! SHE THREW ME UNDER THE BUS, MAN!”
“Dude–”
“She said she was gonna introduce me to Irving Azoff! I don’t even have a box to sleep in now! You know how homeless you are when you don’t even have a box, man!?”
“So, you haven’t seen her?”
“They took my kids away, man.”
“This was less helpful–”
“You got any pills? I’ll suck you for some pills.”
“–than I had hoped.”
…
“You could suck me if you want: just gotta get some pills.”
SCREEEEEEECH
VROOM
“Well, FUCK YOU, TOO, JOSH MEYERS.”
See what’s funny with the name you’re using is that this is Josh Meyers: http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/josh_meyers_2006_02_13.jpg
White people all look alike to me.
Mrs. Katy Jean on TV right now
{Golden Globes joke}